You click on that icon, thinking you're gonna get some juicy info. But BAM! You've just entered hellhole of Spam City. Emails bombarding your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more annoying than a mosquito on payday, and offers so suspicious they'd make a used car salesman more info wince. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free stuff!" "Guaranteed results!" Yeah, right. Run for your life fast.

Pissed Off At by These Scammers

These damn scammers are the absolute worst of the lot. They're constantly scheming to steal your money. Don't let them fool you. They're complete and utter thieves.

• Stay away from these crooks.
• Don't let them get away with their dirty deeds.
• Don't be a victim of these con artists.

Fraudsters: The Lowlife Scum of the Internet

These lowlifes are the absolute scum of the internet. They'll got no shame, preying on innocent people just to line his own pockets. They believe they can get away with it, these slick little snakes. But, the truth always comes out, and these freaks will be brought to judgment.

This is a Load of Crap It's a Scam

Listen up, you marks. Don't get ripped off by these freeloaders. This whole thing is a con job, plain and simple. They're trying to scam you out of your hard-earned dough. Don't be a fool. Do your homework before you give them any information.

• Use your head
• Be skeptical
• Tell people what happened

Remember, you are smarter than that. Don't let these jerks have their way.

Cretins All Over the Place

These tools are always trying to con you. They'll send you messages full of garbage. They'll try to sell you nothing. And they'll ever stop, no matter how many times you block them.

• Avoid Them Like the Plague
• Flag Their Messages
• Educate Others

Cease and Desist You Phony Ass Scammers

Yo crooks, listen up. I'm done with your cheap tricks. You think you can just scam people like that and get away with it? Think again, motherfuckers. I'm putting a stop to your bullshit.

You had better back off or face the music. I'm not afraid of you. You're just a bunch of pathetic losers.

Here's my message to all {you scam artists: I'm tracking your every move. And when I catch you, it's going to be bad for you.